Fucking a pseudo-celebrity? I can cross that right out of my Bucket List.
So, i was on Facebookstalking checking up on SeparatedGuy (formerly known as MG), when I came across a new video he had posted a couple of days ago. Said video features him, in all his System Analyst glory, giving an interview for a major Spanish news channel. God, he looks so sexy. He's even wearing glasses. I've never seen him wear glasses before. And what about that sexy-ass Puerto Rican accent? I could just eat him with a spoon.
Seeing as I am a girl, I've spent about 25 minutes debating whether or not I should comment the video and if so, what should I write?
Pros of commenting it:
So, i was on Facebook
Seeing as I am a girl, I've spent about 25 minutes debating whether or not I should comment the video and if so, what should I write?
Pros of commenting it:
- It's an ego stroke. Guys LOVE ego strokes.
- It's been a while since we've been... ahem, intimate.
- He looks SO. DAMN. SEXY. I feel almost obligated to comment it.
Cons of commenting it:
- Said comment would show up all over people's News Feeds. I do NOT need/want anyone to find out about it.
- He might get a big head about it.
- He might think I'm young and child-like. Wait.... he does already.
Update: I ended up commenting it. My very stupid eloquent comment says (and I quote) "Wow." Yes, that's all I could come up with.
P.S: You KNOW I want to post that video all up in this shiz, but his face (and first and last name) are in it, so I can't.
18 comments:
Good job! Don't comment. You'll appear crazy.
Guys do love a good ego stroke.
Hahahaha awww DAMN YOU! Post the video! I want to see!!!
Post the VID!!! I wanna see too!!!
YEAH! Pseudo-celebs are the best kind! And I love a man who looks good in glasses. Mmm.
Wow is all you came up with? LOL! And I'm dying to see what he looks like.
Ohhh I want to see him!
You could do a follow-up comment that says something like, "Hey, what I meant to say was that it seems like you are doing well for yourself."
Hey, just found your blog. I love it! I'm 21 and wish i could find some girls around here like you to hang out with! (I live in Utah, nuf said). So, instead, i will just check your blog and pretend we are friends. Keep posting, or i'm liable to slit my lonely wrists and do push ups!!
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If you're anything like me, you'll be thinking of 101 clever, witty things you could have said on the comment now that you've already said, "wow." But, 'tis always better to be brief than to say too much, right?
PS, my DAD is on facebook too. I totally hear you on the weirdness of parents on facebook.
stroke it baby! Who cares what other people think.
tsk tsk tsk, I really wanted the video.
I would have said send him a fb message commenting about the vid, that way u can be flirty, no one sees it, and chances of him replying are higher ;)
lol feel free to send a link of the vid on email lol
Hey, Im a System Analyst!!!
we are very glorious.
ah i love smart hot guys with glasses.
also hooray for puerto ricans.
*first time*
For future reference you can delete the fact that you commented (but not delete the comment). I do this all the time.
post the video... at least as tid bit common lol..
Ahem, lady, where the hell are you!???
hi douchegirl! your name made me giggle when I saw your comment.
Thanks for stopping by my blog, will be reading through yours!
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