(Random fact: I LOVE Eminem. Back in my early teens, when I was still living in a class by rapping the complete lyrics of "The Real Slim Shady" correctly.)
So... Long time no see. I've been away from the blogosphere for about a month and a half and a LOT has happened:
First and foremost, I quit my job. It was making me miserable and I couldn't deal with my boss. He was an arrogant prick who one day decided to regale me with a verbal ass kicking akin to a Chuck Norris ass kicking. I don't really want to get into it, but I will tell you that one of my favorite parts of that exchange was him yelling at the top of his lungs "I will wipe that fucking smirk off your face". Needless to say, I quit the next day.
One of the best things about living with your parents is that you don't have to worry about rent, food, bills and whatnot so I took a sabbatical month (and a half) off. All I did was go down to the M.I.A to celebrate my bff's 21st birthday, go to the beach almost daily and watch TV. Oh! I also found a new class to love at the gym. Best part: It does NOT require me to wake up at 5:30am. It's called Urban Rebounding and it is a ton of fun! It's like a step class on a trampoline. All you do is BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! for an hour to the tunes of old Broadway shows, Madonna, and some remixed Mariah (yes, the instructor is gay). It's a great workout for the thighs and lower abs, btw.
I have lots more to tell you guys, but my Monday night TV watching schedule is pretty packed:
Gossip Girl at 8pm, Jon and Kate plus 8 at 9pm and (OHMYGODFINALLY!!!) The Hills at 10pm.
Of course, you can expect a full recap of The Hills tomorrow, a place where every single girl on the blogosphere can vent about Speidi and gush about Lauren's awesome hair.
XOXO,
DoucheGirl.
15 comments:
yay, the hills! woot. urban rebounding! ive heard of it- i wish there was a class around me- sounds fun!
welcome back!
yay you are back! can't wait to here about your month off.
go team audrina!
im jealous, i cant wait for the day i can tell everyone at my job to shove it.
YAY! Your back!!! :) And your ex boss sounds like a total knobhead. Good on you for quitting.
Also, I know all the lyrics too. *shifty eyes*
You did right to sack off the asshole boss job. I haven't been answerable to a piece of shit in over a year & it feels great.
As to jobs themselves, the only way to survive a working life is to develop a healthy shirk ethic. Without that, you're screwed.
I saw Audrina once.
this just in.
She's hot.
urban rebounding sounds way cooler than spin class. WAY cooler.
Yayyyyy!!! Happy Birthday!
Of course you spent it in MIA!
Where did you go? What did you do?
You needsta blog it sista!
Hola! Welcome back!! And can I come to Urban Rebounding with you? I squealed with glee when I read that.
urban rebounding sounds awesome... my favorite gym class used to be body pump, but it was at 6 AM. Way too freakin early.
"One of the best things about living with your parents is that you don't have to worry about rent, food, bills and whatnot..."
I live at home and I concur. Though living with the rents is a negative.
Also, that gym class sounds AMAZING.
Did you rap the real lyrics or the made-for-radio-edited lyrics?
If you rapped the real ones, I'm impressed.
oh and, welcome back
If only you could turn bouncing around on a trampoline into an Olympic sport!
Oh wait.
But the worst thing about living with your parents is that sometimes you have to hear them have sex.
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