Go shorty it's your birthday.

Today I turn 20. Damn I feel old. When is it too early to start lying about your age? I told my mom I was gonna say I'm 17 and she said "Fine. Just let me know how many years you're subtracting so I can subtract accordingly." Since I have to work AND go to school today, I'm not gonna do anything. Anyway, I spent this past weekend celebrating my MILESTONE birthday. Here's a little recap:

*Friday: Me and my cousin (she lives in Homecountry and we haven't seen each other since I moved. She decided to come visit me for 2 weeks as a birthday and Christmas present from her dad) went down to Miami to stay at my best friend's house. It was so cool to be able to spene my birthday with my 2 favorite girls. We went out to Bayside to eat at Hooters. Let me just say that on our way there, we got lost (of course). It's really hard to go into downtown Miami and if you've ever been there (at 11pm) you know it's freaking scary. There's like a million homeless people sleeping in the streets or under the bridge. We ended up in Little Havana but thankfully got out of there quickly. When we got to Bayside, we took pictures and then went to eat and had a really nice time. After that, we hung out in the car till about 4am just talking and singing.



*Saturday: While my best friend was working, me and my cousin went to Dadeland Mall and shopped up a storm. We were there from 3pm till 8pm. Now, if you know me (hopefully you don't), you know I get REALLY cranky and bitchy after walking around for so long. After the mall we went home to get dolled up for our night out. I don't want to blow my own horn (does that sound dirty to you too?) but we looked HOT. Or as Tyra would say, FIERCE. The only thing that was not so fierce were my shoes. I'm 5'8 and for some reason I wanted to be taller and thought it would be a good idea to wear 4 inch heels. Why? Don't look at me. I think I broke my toes walking around in those things. We went to a very hip, happening club with cool music. I really enjoyed the fact that it was a girls night out. There were 6 of us and I think we had a better time by ourselves because we didn't have to worry about guys. On the way to the club, we went to a liquor store and since we were all underage, I had to rock the Fake ID. I've had this fake id for a long time. It's actually my best friend's older sister's expired drivers license. WE kinda look like each other so it works out perfect for me. I guess the liquor store owner knew, but didn't say anything. He was like "Oh! have fun on your night out girls!" When we got to the club, we decided we didn't want to dance with any guys at all because they were very sleazy looking. Well, except for that one time where this guy was salsa dancing with some girl and I was dancing with my girl friend and he looked at me like "please! save me!" and then he goes "LET'S SWITCH PARTNERS!" and we switched. That guy could dance! Down here, it's not very hard to find a guy who can really, really shake his groove thang but still, he blew me away. While we were dancing, all I could think was "I'm wearing 4 inchers and he's still about 4 inches taller than me. Nice!". We spent the whole night dancing non-stop and got home at 6am.



*Sunday: My best friend had to work so she woke up at an ungodly hour (10am), but me and my cousin slept all the way till 3pm. I think my bff's mom was worried about us. Maybe she thought someone slipped us a roofie or maybe kidnapped us in our sleep. When we woke up, we went to pick my bff (we'll call her Veronica) from her job and drove to my house (it's about an hour drive). My mom had organized a bbq for some of my friends and her friends to come over and it was nice. We ate lots and lots, we talked, we chilled for a while... They gave me presents and then we had cake and took lots of pictures.





So yeah. I could get used to the Paris Hilton lifestyle except for the showing my coochie part. Or having fake hair and fake eyes and a fake tan. And being stupid. And not working hard for my money. Gosh... I HATE Paris Hilton.





P.S: I know this post is dated 3/11 but I never got around to finish it till today (3/16).